I can't hear you! La la la la la la la...

Syalalalaaa.. hola teman2 semuaaa..
huahahhh.. yessss...

..
huh?
wat? i can't hear you? what?
did u asked me how my exam was?
Eeerrr.. SOrry.. i gotta go!!!!

O well.. actually, the picture above reaaaalllyyyyyy realllyyyyy presents what i have in my mind rite now. Bies gimana yakkk? Oh examkuuuwwwhhhhh..

Honestly speaking, today was... *ehem* menegangkan. banget.

Some reasons why i feel so stressed out rite now:

ONE. early in the morning, i've got a stomachache. And u know wat??? it turned out that I've got an upset stomach due to ...

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ok. bahasa indonya: Diare. Padahal gw kemaren makannya normallll.. ga makan macem2!!!

Ehem.. harusnya coklat ga bikin diare kann? *thinking* ya.. gotta ask sum ppl yang ngerti beginian. huehehehehh..

anehnya, pas lagi kena diare , lagu yang terngiang-ngiang di otak gw adalahhh:

diiaaareeee ya diapeetttt!!! *singing*

Too bad, i don't have one. Soooo, diatabs it is!!
makanya, tadi pagi uda stress gitu. Pas lagi revise bahan, tiba2 perut gw memberontak tiada hentinya.. tiap beberapa puluh menit sekali, gw lari ke wc. *sob*

Untungnya, cc uda berangkat kerja. Kalo misalnya dia masi dirumah n lagi mandi, well.. Gyms toilet is not out of my toilet list.

Eniweis.. akhirnya, dengan pikiran melayang2 "kalo entar lagi exam perutnya kek gini terusss.. gw mesti gimanaaaaaa????", gw putuskan buat minum obat = diatabs.

Honestly speaking, biasanya kalo gw lagi sakit, gw paling anti minum obat. I mean, kalo cuma sakit kepala ya istirahat laa.. kalo lagi diaree.. ya banyak minum aer.. (and ended up minum enterostop or diatabs karena ga tahannn. sakit perut n pantatnya perih. >.< maap kalo rada vulegar.) ya biasanya juga ntar sembuh sendiri. Tapi kalo batuk n pilek, harus minum obat. But yah, gw sekarang jarang kena pilek. batuk pun cuma sakit tenggorokan. ga ampe batuk..


yaapppp, inti kata, dirumah, biasanya yang ngabisin antibiotik itu my cc, yang minumin obat diare.. well.. you know the answer: Me.

Eniweis.. nyambung to my second point.

TWO. Berhubung tadi pagi gw rasanya pingin lari dari kenyataan exam, gw buka2 lemari cemilan!! Dan tiba2 mata gw tertuju ke satu titik. Coffee shots.

FYI, bagi kalian yang ga tau, Coffee shots = chocolate coated coffee beans. I mean. kopi.

Attracted by the taste (and anyway.. it's CHOCOLATE!!!!), i took it and eat it. I dun even think twice before doing it. Rasanya uda kek otomatis gitu..

So, mengingat kalo kafein bikin gw dag dig dug n hyper (dan jadi cepet panik etc etc), anda sekalian bisa membayangkan begimana gw bertahan di ruangan exam.

It went like this:
First question.
Me: *blank* "huh???". -> lalu, nulis jawaban. Dan tiba2, gw sadar kalo gw salah masukin entry, tanggal etc etc.. So, i started scribbling my answers.

lembar buat jawaban makin dikit.
Hati mulai panik..
lha?? kok saya salah jawab lagi yaaa???

mata mulai mencari2 details yang diperlukann..
namun mengapa,
kok sepertinya silinder gw makin nambahhh????

angka2 yang crucial jadi tak terlihat..
hingga akhirnya, coret2an saya makin banyak..

...

jadi kasian ama orang yang meriksa exam paper gw. HUehehehehh..

But eniweisss..

Akhirnya gw jadi seru sendiri ngerjain soal2 essay n soal2 yang berjawaban panjang2 itu..
Hingga tiba2..
saat di penghujung soal exam tiba (a.k.a. soal essay nomer 5. soal essay terakhir),
Gw ngeliat jam dinding..
dan ternyata tinggal 15 menit!!!! *Aaaaaaaaaaaargghhhh*

Panic attackpun mulai menjalankan serangannya..

tangan mule dingin.
tanpa gw sadari, tangan gw jadi gemeteran (ampe gw bingung. kok kertasnya goyang2??)
otak mule ga konsen..
diri mulai berpikir:
masi ada 20 PG..
*loading*
...

MANA BISA KELAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR???????????

Sooo.. yeahh... bener aja sih. PGnya ga kelar. ihiikkkkk... uda gitu jawaban yang gw itung di pg pun belon tentu bener.. Tapi yahhh.. i've tried my best (except for the part where i just mark ANY answers within the a, b, c, d and e range. for the last.. ehem.. 7 questions??). >.<

Dan yahh..

THREE. I've been eating like crazy. I can explain why, but i think you are going to think that I'm just trying to defend myself. So, i better don't do it..

JANNETTTTTTTAAAAA!!!!! SELF CONTROLLLLL OVER THE SNACKS PLEASE!!!
*banging my head in the air*

O well.. dan yahh.. gw rasa, panic attacknya jadi berlipat ganda gara2 efek kopi d.. ampe gemeteran gitu. it doesn't usually happen to me.

So, the point is. Exam pressure + coffee beans = Bad idea.

Ya ya ya.. it sounds familiar. i know. Soale ada beberapa posts gw yang inti2nya itu juga..
huahahahhh..

One question for myself: KEnapa pas menjelang exam tiba2 bisa kena diare? Dan kenapa sekarang uda oke?
Hemm.. yeah... itu buat self reflection. *loading*
I know. secara ga sadar, perut gw menolak final exam.

Eniweis.. inti kata, gara2 ketiga point diatas, tiap kali gw ketemu ama temen2 gw waktu kelar exam, tiap kali mereka nyapa:

"hai Jannett!!! How's exam??"

Then i feel like saying:

"what? i can't hear you! Lalalalalalaaa.. Byeeeee.. gotta goooo" :p

Alrite then. i have to stop here. Buat kalian yang ada final exam or major assignments, i wanna wish u all da best and jaga kesehatan anda. Kecuali kalo anda pingin ngambil exam susulan. But i dun recommend that.

Pesan Moral: If u are about to do exams (and is very likely to get all panic), please don't ever try to eat coffee chocolate or anything with caffeine in it. Just DONT!!!